“It’s like saying this glass of water is a glass of beer. Well, you can call it a glass of beer, but it’s not a glass of beer. It’s a glass of water. And water is what water is. Marriage is what marriage is.”
- Rick Santorum on gay marriage
“It’s like saying Rick Santorum is a viable…
Fun Fact: A glass of “Santorum” is neither a glass of water nor beer, but of butt-froth.